The worst animal tattoos ever… and you won’t look at bellybuttons the same way again

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MOST people who get tattoos think long and hard about the design first, after all it’s going to be on their body forever.

It seems not everyone takes that approach though… some are happier playing the joker.

 This guy has spun a whole wed of problems for himself

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This guy has spun a whole wed of problems for himself
 Presumably this is supposed to be a touching tribute to a family pet...

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Presumably this is supposed to be a touching tribute to a family pet…
 Tasmanian devil? Unicorn? Let's just get them both

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Tasmanian devil? Unicorn? Let’s just get them both

How else can this collection of terrible animal tatts be explained?

They don’t get much worse than the guy above, who decided having a giant spider inked on his face was the way to go. Good luck job hunting with that one, mate.

That’s before we even get to the “creative” use of bellybuttons too.

For some reason this lot seem obsessed with tying them into their design – once you see the use of it in an inking of a cat you’ll be scarred for life. The monkey isn’t much better either.

 And then we're on to the 'hilarious' use of the bellybutton. What was he inking?

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And then we’re on to the ‘hilarious’ use of the bellybutton. What was he inking?
 Well, something pretty similar to this guy as it turns out

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Well, something pretty similar to this guy as it turns out
 This cat one takes the cringey joke to a whole new level

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This cat one takes the cringey joke to a whole new level
 And that's before we've even got started on this cow design

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And that’s before we’ve even got started on this cow design
 At least this guy mixed things up a little bit, going for nipple rather than the bellybutton

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At least this guy mixed things up a little bit, going for nipple rather than the bellybutton

Then of course there are the tattoos which don’t like quite so professional as they might.

One poor ink lover was left with a giraffe which seemed to have been etched by a child on his back, while dodgy dogs and calamitous cats seem to be regulars too.

 We're pretty sure this wasn't EXACTLY what he had in mind

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We’re pretty sure this wasn’t EXACTLY what he had in mind
 One of several awkward dog tatts featured in the gallery

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One of several awkward dog tatts featured in the gallery
 Cat owners don't get off that lightly either

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Cat owners don’t get off that lightly either
 We think this is a tiger... sitting on a giant mouse, maybe?

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We think this is a tiger… sitting on a giant mouse, maybe?
 OK, well nothing like showing your love for a make believe character for ever more

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OK, well nothing like showing your love for a make believe character for ever more
 Buy why is the cat in the fridge? So many unanswered questions

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Buy why is the cat in the fridge? So many unanswered questions
 At least she's a fan of this inking, that's the main thing

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At least she’s a fan of this inking, that’s the main thing
 A lion in a tribal design. Why not?

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A lion in a tribal design. Why not?
 That is one scary bear, that's for sure

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That is one scary bear, that’s for sure

A special shout out needs to go to the person who got an elephant inked on their hand too.

Although it might not be to everyone’s taste, you have to admit the trunk stretching down the forefinger is pretty ingenious.

Not sure? Well compare it to the cockroaches apparently escaping from someone’s bum and that very uninspiring tiger and you have to admit it’s the best of a bad lot.

 This elephant tattoo has to be one of the best of the bunch

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This elephant tattoo has to be one of the best of the bunch
 Especially when you compare it to these cockroaches

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Especially when you compare it to these cockroaches
 The world famous keyboard cat. Oh.

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The world famous keyboard cat. Oh.
 The best bit about this is its hand. Sorry paw, definitely paw

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The best bit about this is its hand. Sorry paw, definitely paw
 Well haven't you dreamt of having a tiger eating your chest drawn on your arm?

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Well haven’t you dreamt of having a tiger eating your chest drawn on your arm?
 Oh deer, that looks pretty creepy

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Oh deer, that looks pretty creepy
 High five! Maybe not

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High five! Maybe not

Want more dodgy tatts? These looks prove why you should always think twice before going under the needle, and these awkward spelling blunders will leave you laughing.

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