Singletons share the funniest (and cheesiest) chat-up lines used on Tinder

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STRIKING up a conversation with a stranger on a dating app can be a daunting prospect.

As a way of breaking the ice it’s a good idea to try a chat up line or chuck in a joke.

 This bonkers opening line failed to impress Tinder users and was met with radio silence

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This bonkers opening line failed to impress Tinder users and was met with radio silence
 A Tinder user got creative with the emojis and symbols for his pick-up line

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A Tinder user got creative with the emojis and symbols for his pick-up line
 One unimpressed Tinder user bid 'Cheerios' to one potential suitor

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One unimpressed Tinder user bid ‘Cheerios’ to one potential suitor
 One persistent singleton kept sending message after message - despite getting no response

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One persistent singleton kept sending message after message – despite getting no response

Now, singletons have shared the funniest (and cheesiest) opening messages they’ve been sent on Tinder.

They got a mixed response – with some appearing to work, and others being met with a wall of silence.

Some were very direct with their advances, while others experimented with witty puns.

One joke made a bizarre reference to the Kardashians, writing: “If you’ll be my Kendall Jenner, I’ll be your Caitlin.”

 This innuendo-filled exchange failed to set the nurse's heart racing

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This innuendo-filled exchange failed to set the nurse’s heart racing
 A brilliantly witty opening line when down a storm with Tinder user Clara

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A brilliantly witty opening line when down a storm with Tinder user Clara
 This Tinder user mentioned his dad in his flirty message - and it seemed to work

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This Tinder user mentioned his dad in his flirty message – and it seemed to work
 Gina didn't seem impressed at this very direct sexual message

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Gina didn’t seem impressed at this very direct sexual message
 One singleton got creative with this bonkers reference to Kendall and Caitlin Jenner

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One singleton got creative with this bonkers reference to Kendall and Caitlin Jenner
 Some of the singletons took a very direct approach - including this innuendo about law courts

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Some of the singletons took a very direct approach – including this innuendo about law courts
 Things seem to be going rather well in this exchange, with 'Xuanax' being a very witty response

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Things seem to be going rather well in this exchange, with ‘Xuanax’ being a very witty response
 This seemed to move very quickly for this couple who were already talking about kids

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This seemed to move very quickly for this couple who were already talking about kids
 A Tinder user's dark humour impressed his date, until he started discussing her 'corpse'

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A Tinder user’s dark humour impressed his date, until he started discussing her ‘corpse’
 This person decided to pun on Melinda's name - to say 'Let me lend you my number'

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This person decided to pun on Melinda’s name – to say ‘Let me lend you my number’
 One guy wasn't going to let a language barrier stand in the way of romance

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One guy wasn’t going to let a language barrier stand in the way of romance
 This person made a quip about not being able to see an eclipse, despite staring at 'Skye'

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This person made a quip about not being able to see an eclipse, despite staring at ‘Skye’

Meanwhile, a teen asked for a man’s CV after offering a skydiving date on Tinder – and got this brilliant response.

And, these are the worst first dates ever, including a girl who ended up with a poo in her handbag.

Plus, Canadian Kaylee Kapital revealed her Tinder date took her to the hospital where he worked – and even showed her a dead body for kicks.

And, Kayla Hutch, a mental health worker from Chicago, was left trapped at sea when her boat trip date went pear shaped.

Tinder poo date lad Liam Smith re-enacts incident on This Morning with Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield

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