No-one wants to buy this cheeky-looking sweet potato.. So would YOU pop it in your trolley?

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A SWEET potato shaped like a penis has become an internet sensation.

Sadly for the phallic vegetable, it proved unpopular with shoppers, who decided to give it a wide berth.

 Would YOU have picked up this suggestively shaped sweet potato?

Ally Hobbs
Would YOU have picked up this suggestively shaped sweet potato?

The erotic root veg was spotted by shopper Ally Hobbs a supermarket in Darwin, Australia.

The shape of the veggie mimics that of a human penis, with a bulbous end looking like testicles attached to a long smooth shaft with a coned tip, which was further emphasised by the fact it was past its just-picked best.

She told NT News: “It was starting to (go off), it was a bit shrivelled at the end.

“It was the last one there so everybody had thought the same thing as us, that it wasn’t very tasty.”

Ally added that the lonely veggie was perhaps a tad smaller than the average penis, which might have been why it was overlooked.

She said: “It was pretty much to size – the average penis size, maybe on the slightly smaller size.

 What an 'normal' sweet potato looks like

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What an ‘normal’ sweet potato looks like

“I thought it was pretty funny.

“I waved it in my friend’s face and took a sneaky photo and sent it to my boyfriend.”

Playing with the solitary vegetable clearly got Ally in the mood for some delicious root veg, and she admitted she satisfied her craving with a bag of sweet potato crisps.

 The sweet potato was even ruder than this 'naked carrot'

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The sweet potato was even ruder than this ‘naked carrot’

Sweet potatoes originated in Central America, where they have been cultivated for at least 5,000 years.

Christopher Columbus brought some back to Europe with him after his 1492 voyage to the Americas, so we have him to thank for the delicious side order of sweet potato fries.

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There are plenty of willies to be found in nature, and recently a rare phallic shaped mushroom that smells like ‘putrid rotten meat’ was found in Wales.

And of course there are plenty of penis-shaped cakes dished up on Great British Bake Off, too.

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